Sloffelness

So disgusting a bum wouldn't even take a shit there.

Jesus H what kind of shit hole do you live in. Clean this up, I'm not gonna tolerate this sloffelness.

by Cockamamie July 5, 2017

Spliff and Switch

The act of smoking weed (usually a spliff/joint) and gaming on your Nintendo Switch

Ace:"Did you hear about John pulling a Spliff and Switch last night"

Chris:"Yeah I was there, it was insane"

by harveytheblade October 21, 2017

spliffmas

Christmas for stoners

Merry spliffmas everyone

by Hdsrrdddghv December 24, 2018

spliffanelli

A pe teacher that's really cool

Oi there's spliffanelli

by Shakaboi October 14, 2019

Splof

Other word for splif

dave can i have some on that splof

by Casno15 December 1, 2020

Spliffington

Slag for a spliff to make one seem more high class than one is.

Oh Jeffery would one like to accompany one for a little spliffington?

by Con_Dom24 December 28, 2020

Splaffing

The act of laughing in spanish.

Derived from 'Spanish' and 'laughing'.

"Dude that joke is so funny ajajajajajah"
"Omg you are so splaffing at my joke!"

by Strawbebber December 8, 2021