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Caden Splenda

the cutest, sexiest human you’ll ever meet. he’s got the prettiest eyes and poofy hair that you’ll fall in love with. caden has an amazing girlfriend who will destroy you if you hurt him.
by Heck Daddy April 7, 2019
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Gimme some splenda

Gimme some splenda is a term used to ask for a kiss.
Close cousin of the term give me some sugar where the girl is hot and the kiss is sweet.

Gimme some splenda/Give me some splenda is a phrase used when asking an ugly girl for a kiss. It is best used when wishing to be slapped or to be dumped or to mock a person who does not understand the link to give me some sugar (babe).

Gimme some splenda can be used as a taunt, insult or joke-esk compliment.
Best used when trying to make yourself seem less desirable to your partner before a break up so that they feel less of a loss when you break up.
Boyfriend: Hey “babe” gimme some splenda
Girlfriend: *Slap
Boyfriend: Agh… (and single)
by toothpaste salad December 22, 2008
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splendid

a yuppie, beautiful person who think they are the shit.. with their precious face, designer jeans, clean cut image and their "dont touch me attitude"
she was SUCH a splendid.. totally thought she was way too good for that joint last night..
by sypherspy January 6, 2005
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splenda

Being sweet to a girl with the intention of fucking her only.
(after fucking a girl)
Girl: you're so sweet!
You: splenda.
Girl: What?
You: splenda! I'm sweet, but I'm so fake!
by Blorb May 13, 2005
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Splendiferous

To be splendidly happy as though you cannot be happier.
I got laid tonight! I'm splendiferous!!@!@
by Dakman September 18, 2005
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spierdolic

Spierdolic sie- to fart
Ale musial sie spierdolic!
by Wienia&Wiedz October 7, 2007
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splenda

That horrid sweetner that claims to taste like sugar when it only taste like shit. Now soccermoms want thier kids to use this shit too. It tastes bitter and leaves a wierd feeling on the back of your throat.
*on box* "splenda made from sugar and tastes like sugar"

me: "I'm gonna try this when I get home."

me: *drinks coffee* "Fucking liars."
by annnnonnnnymous September 8, 2011
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