No-square sparer

Someone (Person A) who, when in a public restroom, refuses to give a person sitting in the adjacent stall (Person B) a square of toilet paper when Person B has run out of toilet paper. No-square sparers typically take high risks, as there is always a chance that Person B could exit the stall at the same time as them and initiate an argument.

Person B: Hey, person in the other stall, could I have a square of toilet paper?
Person A: No, sorry.
Person B: You don't have any?
Person A: I have some, I just don't want to give any to you.
Person B: Please? Just one?
Person A: No.

Person B: Don't be a no-square sparer...just give me one! How hard is it?
Person A: **flushes and unlocks the stall**
Person B: (overhears the flushing and stall unlocking) F**K YOU, MAN! I'LL REMEMBER THIS SH*T!

by A Person Named September 15, 2013

splade

Alternate spelling of spork, it is well disputed over which word (spork or splade) is the appropriate word by my father and my grandparents. Hoy.

is it a spork... or a splade...?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

spare

an 80s "Valley Girl"-ish contraction of "spare me". Used as an exclamation when something unbelievable or otherwise unpleasant has occurred.

Q: "Do you like my new hat"?
A: "SPARE!"

by Mmmmike December 14, 2006

spare

Lame, acting like a loser
What you call someone when they're acting stupid

Or calling someone the "spare"/outcast

Dude stop being such a spare!

by MissChevious April 16, 2011

speared

right on smart comment

You speared that dumbass and made him call for mama

by Bigalb3 October 18, 2007

Splarf

A Brain fart.

"So there I was at the grocery store.........".... "I totally just splarfed what I was saying."

by Magic Motion April 12, 2009

Splart

The term used for the squeeky noise that results when you purse your lips over the end of a spliff and attempt to toke on it prematurely. translation of splart is a spliff-lip-fart.

"did someone just fart?"
"na i just splarted brutha"

by bevbah April 20, 2009