by Lieut November 29, 2021
Get the Mech Soviet mug.me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022
Get the I don't speak russian I speak soviet mug.a state that collapsed in 1991. gave us one of the best anthems of all time, which was powerful to use in every end of a battle
wow, the Soviet Union was the largest country by size in the 1980s before getting killed to form about a few countries. Russia is trying to get it back when they win the war against Ukraine.
by irieomgfunny/面白い May 27, 2022
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by Leninsupportgrouppies549 March 13, 2022
Get the The Soviet Union mug.by @obvsllly February 28, 2022
Get the Don't Soviet mug.When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king
You: I got my red wings last night
Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it
You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba
Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it
You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba
by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020
Get the Soviet simba mug.When a female is having sex with a group of Soviet Russian men at once and all the men ejaculate at the same time blasting her across the room rendering her unconscious for the next group of fellow comrades to get ready to have there turn.
SOLDIER 1: Comrade I’ve been looking all over for you where have you been we have been trying to set up infantry?
SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast
SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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