Soviet simba

When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king

You: I got my red wings last night

Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it

You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba

by Phried Philosopher December 28, 2020

Soviet Hair Salon

A hair salon where everyone gets the same exact haircut.

Person 1: All those people have the same bowl-shaped hair
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon

by Anti Social Cuddlefish March 25, 2020

Soviet Helmet

A currently unknown sex move involving alien space crabs.

I'd totally pull a Soviet Helmet on Amber Heard

by themadasshatter January 16, 2012

Soviet

Someone who hates individual freedom

I wanted to date the cute pharmacist, but the soviet owner called the cops on me

by Covert Rage November 03, 2021

Soviet's Pie

A special pie made during the Cold War Era by Soviet bakers consisting of cherries, chocolate, plutonium, bown sugar, and whipped cream.

Russian: I do love a good Soviet's Pie
CIA: what

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Soviet Hard On

When Sir. John A. MacDonald has a secret man love for the rebellious half breed, Louis Riel.

Cazz has a Soviet hard on for history

by Cazz's Momma May 05, 2021

death to the soviets

all the soviets must die

germans death to the soviets

by jiefwjgrrejjweoajbhre8u9dsikme October 15, 2019