Submerged Soviet Chainsaw

If you are poor, this is a better way to get penis enlargement. It's almost like a ritual. A man and a woman must be underwater, for it is mandatory. While you two are underwater, you get into a 69 position vertically. Before the both of you do anything, you must salute to the all mighty Soviet leader, Joseph Stalin. After this, the woman yanks the man's penis multiple times as if she was starting a chainsaw, usually within the range of 25-40 times. Between the the flow of water and the aggressive stroke of the woman, the man's penis will be guaranteed 2 more inches.

Mikhail: Sex life is not good. We do Submerged Soviet Chainsaw.

Helga: Yes. We make sex life better.

by Windowlicker69420 May 7, 2018

grammar soviet

Someone who's written work is so riddled with basic grammar and spelling errors that reading one of their posts is akin to receiving a human-wave attack full of wrong.

The complete opposite of a grammar nazi.

User 1: Wow, that guy's post is totally incomprehensible
User 2: Yeah, he's a total grammar soviet.

by nickT May 8, 2015

In Soviet Russia

A quote used by people who think they're slav and try to tell someone how hard it was back home.

In Soviet Russia, you don't cook food, Food cook you

by MikeyD25 January 31, 2018

National Soviet Union day

July 28th is national Soviet Union appreciation day

Yo
Ya
It's national Soviet Union day
Lit

by sovietaxolotl July 28, 2019

In soviet russia...

Silly internet joke alluding to an episode of Family Guy. The quote from the show was,"In Soviet Russia, car drives you!" The variations of the joke is created by inverting the subject and direct object of a sentence. Often used by postwhores trying to join a conversation with no meaningful input.

In Soviet Russia, definition makes you!

by OuchyGrouchy March 1, 2005

In Soviet Russia...

An inside joke started on the show Family Guy. A phrase in "(subject) (verb) (noun)" form becomes, "In Soviet Russia, (noun) (verb) YOU!"

Example:

Before: I'm out of ideas.
After: In Soviet Russia, ideas run out of YOU!

In Soviet Russia, definition adds YOU!

by dj gs68 September 12, 2003

Grammar Soviet

A Grammar Soviet is like a Grammar Nazi, just a bit softer and slower to condemn you to the fiery pits of hell than a Grammar Nazi would be.

Random Guy on Reddit: lOL I JUST GOT TEH KNEW COD GAME!! I NO UR ALL JEALOUS!

Grammar Nazi comment in this scenario: Oh my God, is English even your first language? Learn to speak properly or get the fuck out, please.
Grammar Soviet comment in this scenario: Okay, that a truly horrible sentence—if we can even call it that. Make sure to either slow down and think about what you’re typing or have someone proofread. Please.

by Winders 11 April 20, 2018