sizemeat

Big penis. The opposite of tinymeat. Originates on gay gossip forum Datalounge.

We all know that Jared has sizemeat. Does anyone know just how big he is?

by Princess Tinymeat May 30, 2006

Size 0

A measurment used on women's pants, shorts, skirts, and jeans. Traditionally a size 0 is a 23 inch waist, but sometimes it may be a 22 or 24. This size is considered ideal in the world of high fashion modeling, and most women don't naturally have this so they often go to extreme lengths to achieve this.There is one size smaller, the 00, but many clothing companies don't carry this size, just size 0.

It's often told that being a size 0 is the eqivalent of being beautiful if you are female.

by starsinthetwilight February 19, 2009

sozeurface

effectively used as a comeback, especially when written due to the economical use of letters.

Stever: "I can't believe how much cuter you are than me. You're stupid."

Krisenthia: "sozeurface"

Stever: dumbfounded "oh, UH!"

by krisenthia January 11, 2008

Size matters

- a term commonly used when guys are comparing genital size, or if they’re trying to make a point about their genitals

-Anonymous: “BRO! SIZE MATTERS” “whatever you say man”

by anonymous.otaku June 14, 2018

Size up

To get a feel of someone's strength by observing them or a call out to get someone to fight you

This pretty simple term which was then redefined by tiktok idiots into: When a man looks if his dick will fit by checking out a girl's thighs.

Bro 1: Bro, I fucked your mom

Bro 2: Size up, bitch.

Bro 1: Bet

What tiktok idiots think it is:

Girl: OMG you're so gross, why are you sizing me up?

Boy: Umm... I wasn't. I don't want to fight

by NNatty August 14, 2021

Soiled

The act of making your pants soaked with something. Usually by pooping or shitting your pants a whole lot, or by having your period and peeing.

I was really nervous when I saw Jimmy Jr. and I soiled my pants.

by Angela W.👀👀 November 30, 2019

Plus Sized Bandit

A person of a larger weight, who really doesn't give a shit. Often loud and rude, and constantly belittling skinny people who aren't "skinny bandits", the posse of the plus sized bandit. Often will cause fights, and over dramatize situations. Eats whatever they want however they want, no matter who is watching.

Did you see that loud guy fighting in the cafeteria??

Yea he was such a plus sized bandit!

by cat55 October 23, 2010