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Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly 

A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.
Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.

flogging the dolphin masturbation

shaking the devil's hand 

Last night I was having a great time shaking the devil's hand.

shaking the basement 

Farting with such magnitude while one is seated on a sofa that others can hear and possibly feel the fart thunderclap through the sofa.

Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour.

This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.
Hot Woman: Ahhh... What was that...?

Bean Eating Dude: What was what?

Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass.

Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little.

Hot Woman: You're disgusting.

Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear.
shaking the basement by Rolene M December 24, 2010

shaking the walls

Your mom and dad are having sex so loudly that it's shaking the walls.
shaking the walls by Gie0513 July 27, 2017

Shaking water 

jerkin it under a table in pre-cal
"i was just shaking my water"
"under you desk?"
"i bet you were shaking water big boi"

shaking the yoghurt 

I can see Jay is off somewhere shaking the yoghurt as usual then.