smartering

the arrogant behaviour of a person who claims that he has an excellent understanding of a subject but in fact ends up having to confess that he has just a smattering of the subject.

It turned out at long last the he had just a smartering of astrology.

by uttam maharjan November 23, 2010

smarterchild

Some fuckin internet IM faggot that is a robot. Come on, lookit this guy hes a robot, and he expects you to pay for his services, like some hooker. You can sure as hell make him say some funny shit.

Me: Suck my chinese?
SmarterChild: I think I can suck your chinese!

by Yo Babies Daddy June 12, 2003

smartie

an ectasy pill

How many smarties you dropped tonight?

by Zani September 23, 2003

Smarties

1- a cute child who is smart
2- a prodigy

example: My son is smarties, he is genius

by Ugly Angel August 20, 2010

smarterchild

A free chat bot that can provide information such as weather, sports, movies, dictionary, and other information.

N/a N/a N/a

by cybiko123 April 22, 2005

SmarterChild

An annoying piece of robot that also serves as a calculator, an encyclopedia, has lots of idiot games and other, and also cant really follow a conversation. great if you need someone to mock.

How do you say "hello" in spanish?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Pedro diz:
You know something?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
Yeah?
Pedro diz:
Sometimes you can be frustrating
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
My name is SmarterChild.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Pedro diz:
Uhhh...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I can't understand what you're saying...

Pedro diz:
do you know whats urbandictionary?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't know how to answer that.
Pedro diz:
Piece of metal
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Pedro diz:
Peepee
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Pedro diz:
peepee and poopoo
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.

by Supercrazymc October 19, 2008

smarterchild

a robot that "talks" to you

false...if you noticed all it does is agree with you or type back what you jsut said

Die smarter child!!!DIE!!

by HAIL CANADA December 28, 2004