shudge

When you are trying to correct your swearing, and you switch to Fudge mid-swear.

Gwen messed up her line, "oh Shudge"

by mal_tony0 August 7, 2020

Smudge muffin

A term used to describe someone who loves eating vagina!

Hey did you hear? That Tommy is a total smudge muffin!

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

butt smudge

The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.

I almost sat in the hefty butt smudge that you left on the seat!

by Etch August 17, 2006

greek smudge

brown poo stains left in the toilet after a dinner of hearty greek food. they may take several flushes before they begin to fade away.

"Bill ate greek food last night and greek smudged his tiolet to hell."

by MyBigFatGreekSmudger April 9, 2009

Scudgeon

Inside out pants with underwear embedded in them

If the kids leave one more scudgeon on their floor I’m going to flip my lid.

by Nosame February 13, 2021

Sludger

A term used to describe a shit. Originated in Scotland and popularised in Perth, Western Australia. A term often heard in West Perth and City Beach.

I need to go to the toilet for a sludger.

by Hugh Madborough January 5, 2017

sludgewidge

The start and end of a period

Eugh I've just started my period. I've got such a sludgewidge

by Vic BW September 21, 2017