shoe wedgie

when you pull a string near the bottom of someone's shoe so hard they have to bend down to fix it and unlace their entire shoe and then relace it.

he pulled the string at the bottom of his shoe and gave him a wicked bad shoe wedgie.

by tfishisahwesome May 18, 2009

Shoe Shopping

The art of smoking marijuana.

Hey Mike, I'm down to go shoe shopping tonight.

by ProfessionalShoeShopper December 8, 2009

shoe bitch

male submissive who gets sexual pleasure from serving women's feet and shoes. Being a shoe bitch implies that some woman tacitly or actively goes along with this. Which means that there are probably more would-be shoe bitches than actual practising ones. Favourite shoes are usually fetishy - heels and patent leather etc., but real shoe bitches get off equally on Converse trainers or skate shoes.

Hannah: are you my shoe bitch, sweetie?
Rob (looking up from kissing Hannah's Converse): I love serving your feet and your shoes, darling Lady Hannah.

by lickytongue April 30, 2008

shoe stole

To steal someone in the lip; To kick ones butt and steal thier shoes.

Man, that mug got shoe stole.

by FURG March 11, 2005

Shoeber

When you have to walk home because your phone is dead.

After a long night of drinking I was going to Uber home, but my phone was dead so I had Shoeber.

by MR BOYER March 12, 2017

shoe box deposits

Bringing your money to the bank in shoe boxes, before you made it big.

"I was making shoe box deposits" - NAV

by ICECAPTEN August 4, 2017

gym shoe mafia

a group of blue collar workers of polish decent, usually in the business of brick laying or pouring concrete. Distinguishing marks included; sweat pants and flannel shirts pair with untied high tops.

The gym shoe mafia was remolding the house next door, they did a fine job.

by timmyj May 18, 2006