Michigan Bug Shield

When you apply a pair of ski goggles onto your partners face, then proceed to spray fart with your butt aimed directly at their eyes. When they take off their goggles, they will have what appears to be a silhouette of the Michigan Bug Shield

Did you see Zach when he woke up? Janet totally gave him a Michigan Bug Shield last night.

by Mike Poundtown September 1, 2010

rising of the shield hero

A isekai anime that is good and people want season 2. ok

rising of the shield hero is epic anime

by Sketch Bot May 27, 2020

Teflon Shield of Narcissism

An amazing feature of certain personality disorders that renders the individual technically immune from even acknowledging the possibility of corrective criticism; thereby preserving inherent self-destructive, exclusivistic tendencies.

So, he does realize that what he's saying is absolute BS and that fact-checking those ridiculous statements will make him look even more detached and idiotic, right?
Ummm, not exactly. Our Crapper in Chief is protected by a Teflon Shield of Narcissism that no logic can penetrate.

by YAWA April 8, 2020

lane shield

On the highway, with more congested (but not traffic jam) hours with lots of cars, a lane shield is the car hovering next to you while you are trying to get into their lane. Sometimes this is even intentional by the driver because they feel you may be trying to cut them off. Usually they will tailgate the vehicle in front of them so that you have to brake hard or speed up infront of them both to get into their lane.

I missed my exit because of that stupid lane shield in the pick up truck.

by The Sub February 25, 2005

SHIELD

Supreme Headquarters International Espionage Law-enforcement Division.

In my previous entry I had forgotten to include the word "Espionage." But, as any devout reader of Marvel Comics can tell you, both definitions are correct as Marvel briefly dropped "Espionage" from SHIELD in the late 1970's. They eventually restored it.

by Carl J. Maltese May 21, 2007

Sheldon Williams

A former Duke University basketball player who is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players ever. His ears are too small and his eyes are too far apart.

Wow, that alien kind of looks like Sheldon Williams...Wait, it is Sheldon Williams

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007

date shield

A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by slagging you behind your back.

I was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie date shielded me.

by yoohoo May 7, 2003