Lauren Siegel

At first glance, someone with the name Lauren Siegel is is seemingly a disgusting, foul, ruthless creature. However, if you get to know her, you realize she is even more disgusting and putrid as you recollected from your first impression. I mean, Jesus...that's one large and obese female. She also is bad at chess supposedly.

"Hey George did you see Lauren Siegel yesterday? I heard she was back at it again rummaging through the trash for food."

by Gcutr75, the man October 16, 2020

Capitol Siege

A very dangerous sex position involving tear gas, broken glass, and Molotov cocktails.

“Bro, I just ran a Capitol Siege on her ass.”

by alf33613 January 7, 2021

Ayden Siegel

Someone who was born in Massachusetts, moved to New Hampshire, (were 95 percent of the population hated them with a burning passion, and was never found attractive) who then, after about six years (and the death of there father) proceeded to move to Lincoln Maine, were everything is totally different and people don't hate them, and multiple hot people have asked them out, and now has a really nice super cute/hot boyfriend with turquoise hair (you know who you are) and is just livin the life.

Chad-Ayo, who is that?

Kyle-"I dunno man, but he definitely looks like an Ayden Siegel to me."

by "Bird Bitch" Was Taken November 11, 2021

Clan Sieged

An event that nothing is ever right and have to accept it. A kick to the nuts

They messed up my coffee. What do you mean I have to accept it? Oh I see, They clan sieged the shit out of it.

by Nkr2021 April 22, 2022

clan siege

A Cluster fuck.

Oh hey Dave how you been? ...Not to good man... Not good at all. Nothing seems to go right lately. Life has clan sieged the shit out of ya.

by Nkr2021 April 22, 2022

R6 siege

The shittiest fucking game in the universe where the whitest people named cody scream racial slurs out loud for all the neighbors to hear. Cody is usually gay and has a boy sucking his dick while playing. Cody also sucks at the game.

Person 1: “hey cody wanna get on r6 siege”
Cody: “no i’m out with my boyfriend we can scream racial slurs later cause i’m gay and trash at the game”

by Mr. GimmeDick October 5, 2023

Calvin Siegmund

a tall white guy who plays sports and likes DND and Pokemon who is also very social

I played With A Calvin Siegmund at DND and it was so fun

by Coolest Tubbs March 4, 2024