Shampooed

Day drinking after bingeing the night before. Much easier to sustain a good day drunk.

I had 3 beers and was shampooed by 2p.m.

by quattroinsanity February 21, 2011

shampoo the rug

When a man pulls out of the woman just before he cums and he then ejaculates into her pubic hair.

Bill likes to shampoo the rug with Emily on a nightly basis.

Frank gave Linda's rug a good shampooing.

by Rogercles July 23, 2008

Shimp

A person that sells Sheep for sex. Usually to persons that get arousal from intercourse with sheep in the Scottish highlands.

Hey, do you know if there is a SHIMP up in Donside? im looking to hire a sheep for the night.

by Jonny Walker - Westhill Mafia September 29, 2018

buckshot shampoo

Kurt Cobain's and Ernest Hemingway's method of hair washing. No need to lather, rinse, or repeat.

Courtney was none too happy about Kurt's buckshot shampoo -- until it helped her career.

by JustPlainHateful February 14, 2005

shamp

1. to exaggerate beyond belief resulting in disastrous consequences

2. to sass

1. "Last night I shamped Bob...I saw his girlfriend at a cafe and I told him she was cheating on him. Too bad he killed himself..."
2. "I just got fired, don't shamp me. I'm in no mood."

by Shamps McGee June 20, 2009

Shampoo Bag

masturbaiting with a plastic bag filled with shampoo

Mike was shampoo Bagging to his sister's ass.

Vince V shoved Mikes shampoo Bag up his ass to check for hemroids.

I cut my chode shampoo bagging to the thought of wades beautiful teeth

by Mr. Donnelly July 31, 2008

Shamps

The abbreviation for Champagne

We was in the club poppin' them Shamps all night.

I got a massive headache from all the Shamps I drank last night.

Champs is short for Champions. Shamps is short for Champagne

by The corrector August 29, 2013