semen slingshot

During in appropriate removal of a condom due to the elastic nature, the semen is launched with high velocity.

Last night I accidentally blinded Stacy with my semen slingshot! sex semen condom temporary blindness

by MBD Studios May 30, 2016

Semen Erosion

Semen Erosion is when you take a jizz and u don't clear up the crime scene correctly so u have a lil bit of cum in your pants and it erodes at your pants causing little bits of cotton to come off and stick to your balls causing your balls to go multicoloured. Can be used to make bitches go Crazy for ur big black balls.

Person 1: Last night I fell victim to the classic Semen Erosion.
Peron 2: Not again Person 1 my mum went crazy after seeing your pink balls last night I dont know if we will be able to orgy with her and dad again

by Jimsmith420 December 29, 2021

Semen farm

The accumulation of semen crusties on a rag or towel.

Dude I found Trudells jerk off rag, he's made a very fertile semen farm.

by Redwingsfan January 31, 2014

semen sticker

Any form of tissue or napkin remains that have stuck onto skin by semen. Also can be used to describe, in a less precise manner, tissue or napkin remains stuck by the means of a sticky liquid or sauce.

"Reginald had semen stickers on his fingers after wiping his dick down with Kleenex."

by HoneyMac November 29, 2012

face semen

The shit that comes out of acne.

Ew, Brad's scratching his acne. Here comes the face semen.

by AggressiveExile October 1, 2017

Semen Roach

racial slur towards Caucasians

White person- youre kind are filthy no good waste
Colored person- yeah well youre nothing but a filthy semen roach

white person- wha-
Colored person- you heard me you semen roach

by racialtensions December 11, 2020

Devils semen

the mucus that protrudes out of one's lungs after being possessed by any number of microbes and viruses. ie sick. pertaining in particular to the mucus with color variants of the yellow, black, and green-hued variety

I am still recovering from my illness, and dodge being sick for so long.. but i slipped up and now my lungs are filled with the devils semen.

by tapeside May 9, 2018