schmutz

an oleaginous, sticky, greasy, often smelly, and otherwise noxious and unidentifiable substance.

Little Johnny wanked off and the schmutz went all over the bathroom mirror.

by ccmboy July 18, 2003

schmut

an absolute mad dude! coolest guy ever.

Hey look at ross, what a schmut!

by Andrea2 January 14, 2008

Schatzle

An annoying asshole.
A person who will eat ANYTHING off the ground.
A person obsessed with a Rubix Cube.
A person who is just a pain in your ass and life.

Shut up, Schatzle!
Don't act like such a Schatzle!
Put that stupid Rubix Cube away, Schatzle!
Schatzle, don't you dare eat that!

by Miss sweater February 9, 2017

Schutter

Having the runs, shits, trots

I had a dirty dose of the schutters last night.

by Danny Utah June 27, 2005

Schettino

Coward. When an individual, who is primarily occupied by impressing a female companion, crashes a cruise ship and quickly bales on responsibly, even when other lives are at risk.

Person A, “Did you hear about Billy?”

Person B, “Yea, he skipped out on his teammates. Right when they really needed him.”

Person A, “What a Schettino!”

by cypher818 January 29, 2012

schutzenfest

A festival of guns and beer, celebrated in many parts of the world.
From the German for 'Shooting Festival'

Geez I got pissed az a maggot at the shitzenface an' I 'ant seen me wife since.

by Beer and Guns is Beut January 9, 2004

Schutz

The lowest rank in the Third Reich (1920s-1945).

Hans was a Schutz in the Reich's army.

by Nicolai February 15, 2004