Schlonking

When you rail a bitch and then you cum on her back and jump on it and rub around till stuck

BRO I WAS SCHLONKING JESSICA LAST NIGHT!

Really bro?

by The InTIMMAYdator December 20, 2023

Schminkie

To be Devious and Bricked Up (angry)

I feel so schminkie I think I might gloogoink all over the place.

by BrigSux December 26, 2023

schpönk

Doing something idiotic without the intent of idiocy

“The entire office was a schpönk farm”

by gaylor27 April 6, 2024

Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.

"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"

by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024

Schmankeniggerst

A darkly skinned sperm cell from Germany with a funny moustache

Look at all the schmankeniggerst that he ejaculated on the picture of Hitler

by Hehehaha2754 December 16, 2024

Schmorked

To lose a hand of Backalley Bridge. To lose something (derogatory)

“You just got schmorked.”

by hellpig0 December 23, 2024

Schmook

The action of inhaling in the smoking process. Is derived from the word smoke, resembling the action performed by Roy Boyer on his most well-known photo. Often used by internet cultists known as the darksiders, with the addition of walls of Japanese ogre and Japanese goblin emojis.

ROY BOYER SCHMOOK
But Roy Boyer schmooks for the darkside okay

by Shuravi Comrade January 27, 2025