Schmacked

Soooo fucking high you can’t move your sooo fucked up and gonna die llll I’m high as fuck while typing this and I might green out holy shot

Omg guys I’m fucking schmacked yoooo

by Shdhdjdjdjxjxdnjddjdjdjdjdjxj September 18, 2020

Schmaltzed

Used in the workplace to describe being fucked over by a coworker who didn’t do their job which in turn makes your job harder.

Travis didn’t empty the trash again and schmaltzed me for the 3rd time this week.

by Boardbuilder January 9, 2018

schmackin off

To be masturbating. Self pleasure

So last night I was schmackin off when my mom walked in. I blew my load instantly

by El Juan September 20, 2003

schmablicated

An extream State of intoxification

Dude i got so schmablicated last night

by tapoutbeast152 June 9, 2011

Schmaltz

to take the last of something and not throw away the box or container that it came in, usually causing much anger in the next person to examine the aforementioned box.

Hey I'm gonna get a donut... What the hell, someone schmaltzed the last creme-filled!

by WuBuRZ October 27, 2011

Schalacking

The acting of chilling and slacking--at the same time

Daumst, Stanish, and I were just schalackin all summer long.

by Q September 6, 2003

schma

a cigarette.

"Hey can i bum a schma?"
"Yeah no problem lets go schma a schma"

by "Iron" Balls McGintey January 14, 2010