Smoking a Sausage

The act of performing oral sex.

She didn't really seem to know much about the movie's plot; we suspected that she spent most of the hour and a half in the dark busily smoking a sausage.

by JWAYNE May 14, 2006

Sausage Handshake

Simply...To masterbate

Excuse me a second i must go to the bathroom for a sausage handshake

by ShermanTank198 October 11, 2009

sausage and gravy

When a man doesn't wash his junk for a week, and gets his girl to go down on him.

"Geez Rick, what the fuck is that smell." "Oh yea, I haven't washed my dick and balls in a week. Jenna wants sausage and gravy tomorrow!"

by Wareagle84 January 24, 2014

lawn sausage

Dog droppings/turds found on your lawn.

My neighbor's dog dropped off some lawn sausage this morning.

by rottendickhertz August 28, 2009

sausage in the bun

When a man & woman are spooning naked and his penis goes between her butt cheeks just like a sausage in the bun.

Can we put the sausage in the bun?

by Tasgoddess December 8, 2013

Sausage Roll

When you put your penis into someones flab rolls and thrust it back and forth.

Girl: I'm feeling horny
Boy: Fancy a sausage roll?
Girl: Are you saying I'm fat!?

by Ioannou728 April 27, 2009

Sausage Dodger

Coloquial derogatory terminology describing a lesbian. Typically used between groups of "lads"

"You know Chrissie, the sausage dodger down the road...."

by El Goodwino October 26, 2004