bury the sausage

To insert a penis into a vagina

I'm going to bury the sausage tonight!

by Retrix February 24, 2010

sausage legs

n. A pair of legs which bear a sausage shape. They are noted for a lack of distinct hip, knee, and ankle joints and an overabundance of fatty tissue surrounding the leg bones. Individuals with sausage legs frequently claim to be big-boned, although this is usually not the case.
n. An individual whose overall physique resembles a sausage leg.

She looked all right from the waist up, but her sausage legs were a big turnoff.

Did you see that sausage leg?

by jpsi June 11, 2006

Gentleman's sausage

A polite word for a Penis, used by former Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson when he is referring to a penis. Can be used to describe your penis being large in length and diameter.

"Have you seen the size of my Gentleman's sausage, it's like looking at a Frankfurt!"

by El Zacharoo 69 June 8, 2015

Smoking a Sausage

The act of performing oral sex.

She didn't really seem to know much about the movie's plot; we suspected that she spent most of the hour and a half in the dark busily smoking a sausage.

by JWAYNE May 14, 2006

Sausage Handshake

Simply...To masterbate

Excuse me a second i must go to the bathroom for a sausage handshake

by ShermanTank198 October 11, 2009

sausage and gravy

When a man doesn't wash his junk for a week, and gets his girl to go down on him.

"Geez Rick, what the fuck is that smell." "Oh yea, I haven't washed my dick and balls in a week. Jenna wants sausage and gravy tomorrow!"

by Wareagle84 January 24, 2014

lawn sausage

Dog droppings/turds found on your lawn.

My neighbor's dog dropped off some lawn sausage this morning.

by rottendickhertz August 28, 2009