Retrix's definitions

Juggling sausage

Providing handjobs to multiple males simultaneously.

The Catholic school girl invited all her guy friends over and demonstrated her affinity for juggling sausage.

by Retrix November 5, 2010

bury the sausage

To insert a penis into a vagina

I'm going to bury the sausage tonight!

by Retrix February 24, 2010

hifuckinglarious

Something that's just too damn funny

Did you see that dramatic squirrel video? It was hifuckinglarious!

by Retrix November 4, 2010

pudding hatch

The entrance to your ass

Retrofit the pudding hatch with the boink swatter -Bloodhound Gang

by Retrix July 1, 2009

Indiana-ugly

A resident of the state of Indiana that is ugly in a uniquely "Indiana-way". Causes of Indiana-ugly are unknown, but it is observed that most residents suffer from this syndrome and is likely a result of generations of inbreeding.

I stopped at a gas station on the toll road and got a sample of Indiana-ugly. My eyes started to bleed.

by Retrix July 15, 2009