Rubber Cock Wallup 

Ahhh, revenge for the ladies. This is the smacking, or slapping of a dildo or strap-on cock, usually in a 'take that' kind of way...but distributed by a female to a male. The face, again, is a great spot for a Rubber Cock Wallup, but any spot on the body is acceptable.

Ha ha...I was right, you were wrong...now ya get a Rubber Cock Wallup.

Rubber Cock Wallup by scorpi November 1, 2008

rubber duck 

1. Floating pool or bath toy
2. In amateur radio, a rubber coil antenna usually found on handheld radios and portable rigs
3. In military training, a fake rifle used for movement drills and ceremony

1. She took the rubber duck and made it squeak by squeezing it.
2. I threw away the shitty rubber duck on my handheld radio and bought a whip antenna.
3. Put all the rubber ducks in the back of the truck and bring it over to the field.

rubber duck by bleb October 21, 2005

rubber jonny 

A condom of any type.

Haha, I just got some glow-in-the-dark rubber jonny's.
Lend me a rubber jonny, mate...

rubber jonny by Phil T. August 20, 2006

rubber-tech

akin to rubber neck but its where you suggest a sollution to a technical issue and others will gather to see the wreck that it could create.

Hey quit watching Stephanie you rubber-tech's, and get back to work... I'm sure that pulling that card wont bring down the power.

rubber-tech by Stixxx November 13, 2004

Rubber Raiders

Going around town to different corner stores and buying out all of their condoms

Person1: hey I have an idea, lets go be rubber raiders!
Person 2: Awesome.

Rubber Raiders by Bluetopazxox May 13, 2009

Rubber Dicked

Originally a military slang term to indicate when a superior starts an apparently friendly conversation only to assign some crappy job duty to you.

It has expanded in general use to indicate anytime someone is nice to with the sole intention of screwing you over. It is particularly appropriate for describing when someone is the victim of a "long con" or when you get burned so dramatically that it leaves no doubt that the person who did it thoroughly planned to do so.

It comes from the idea of a husband who can't (or won't) have sex with his wife turning out the lights and screwing her with a rubber dick in the dark.

Boss: Did you see the playoff last night? Man that was some game!
Peon: Yeah, pretty exciting.
Boss: We're having a few people over tomorrow to watch the final. Do you have any plans?
Peon: No, I was probably just going to go to a sportsbar to catch the game.
Boss: Good, then you won't mind working a double shift.

I really thought Bill was doing me a favor by offering to watch my house while I was on vacation, but he just rubber dicked me because I got back and all my stuff was gone.

Rubber Dicked by Jack Bard August 26, 2013

rubber sucky 

A blowjob given with a condom on. Keeps the messy on the down low.

"Wow dude, how'd you not ruin your seat leather from that bj?"

"It was a rubber sucky"

rubber sucky by THERUBBER_DUCKY January 27, 2014