Rubber bandit

An office thief - Robber of rubbers, stealer of stationary.

Alex Belk stole my rubber. He's such a rubber bandit.

by Jeb Jeb Binks March 6, 2013

Rubber Brownie

When a guy takes a poo in a condom and fuck's his girl/guy with it.

Man: Bae wanna try the Rubber Brownie tonight?
Woman: The fuck is the Rubber Brownie Ben!?
Man: Basically I shit in a condom and then fuck you with it...
Woman: EW!! WTF YOU SICK BASTARD THE WEDDING IS OFF!!

by Phenis Star May 24, 2016

Rubber Dog

New slang for using a condom.

Hey man don't forget to rubber dog that dick!

by CaptainIreland October 19, 2009

rubber faucet

an accidental (or intentional) grazing of a limp (still covered in cum) dick right after sex across the girls face as he reaches over to grab water, a cigarette, anything... and leaves a small trail of sticky man juice... much like a dripping faucet.

He totally rubber fauceted me last night and got me in the eyes!

by BJill69 January 25, 2011

Rubber Mallet

Name for a Fat Black/African women,

Look at the size of the ass on that rubber mallet

Did you see that rubber mallet cut me up on the roundabout

Mate , I'd Never date a rubber mallet

by Megaflea February 27, 2011

rubber knife

Verb: To rubber knife. Closely related to whiskey dick. Attempting sexual intercourse with a semi-flacid, half stock erection.

"I got fall down drunk last night on Gin and rubber knifed my best friends fiance". "My girlfriend is pissed at me cause I rubber knifed her last night"

by Jeremy Maddox January 9, 2008

Stub rubber

The act of removing the head of an electric shaver and caressing ones testicles with the stub for sexual pleasure.

Dale : Gavin why isnt there a head on your shaver

Gavin : well i was mucking about last night and i realised if i take the top off and rub my balls it feels good

Dale : cool so where is it ?

Gavin : beside the tissues

Dale : need to get myself one of them stub rubbers

by Gavin and Dale May 24, 2009