Textual regret

The regret you feel after you text your ex either in an emotional break down or when you've had a few to many

Last night was great but i wokeup with a hangover and textual regret

by Soloshit June 5, 2022

chicken regret

When you order just a little bit too much food, and the amount left over seems too small to keep as leftovers, so you eat it because you’d rather not waste it - and now, you’re overfull and your whole meal is ruined.

I mean there’s only one more chicken ball, it can’t hurt…

*10 minutes later*

Oh god no! Chicken regret! I feel so gross!

by Fishmad122 December 8, 2021

lowkey regrets

when you regret something but want to keep it on the down low.

i chose a choc mint flavoured straw instead of a strawberry one.. ugh lowkey regrets

by gleam serene April 11, 2022

Instant Regret

Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years

Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?

Yeah, talk about instant regret

by BigEElittlePP March 12, 2022

Microwaveable Regret

When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.

Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.

by Jummy12 July 30, 2021

Regret

the slow realization that everything you’ve done has left no grateful impact in your life or others. that you cannot make a meaningful impact on the world, that you cannot make a meaningful impact on the people around you and even yourself. when you start remembering the tiniest things you’ve done, the tiniest things you could’ve done. how you used to tell yourself you’d never catch yourself acting like the people you despised, just to see their reflection staring back at you when you look in the mirror. when you realize that you are like every other human being on this planet, that you are no different than others, no better. that there is only one way to end this numbing feeling that will soon gnaw away at you. a solution most people chose that they will regret.

“When I look at you, I regret everything I did to you. Even this. I will soon fill your heart with an indescribable amount of sorrow that will soon lead you to share the emotions I felt. Regret that you didn’t do anything impactful in my life, or the others around you. It will leave you to feel like there is only one way out of this numbing feeling that will soon gnaw away at you.”

by caejose December 28, 2024

Regret

Nope. I wish I had time to threaten MORE children! An eternity wouldn't be enough to satisfy me! When I get my money, the first thing I'm going to do is pay to have a quantum computer build and instead of calculating the digits of pie I'm going to have it generate an infinite number of threats I could levy at your kids and I'm going to lock it in a warehouse and I'm going to have it do that forever.

Hym "ACTUALLY my only regret, I think, is still just going to be not rinsing out Brett's insides and the nanobot Vampire thing like... If I'm made of nanobots... I cam shape-shift my hand into dogs... And then I can munch up your children... And THAT... Would be maximally horrific! Right? What are you going to actually do against nanobot Alucard? Nuthin. He's nanobots!"

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024