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Pubis

A pubis is when a male has longer pubic hair then the length of his dick
Person 1 ; My penis may be small but I pee a lot.

Person 2 ; Shut up, you have a pubis!
by The star player April 26, 2016
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Dinner Punishments

When you eat food that tastes bad for your stomach and throw up or bin the food in general and then you are told to do the washing up for the dishes used to make the terrible food.
Person 1: - Well I'm tired from spending ages on making that food.
Person 2: - {Sees the shopping quick dinner box on counter} I thought it tasted terrible.
Person 1: - Well, you know how I did the cooking?
Person 2: - {Continues to throw up}
Person 1: - You can do the washing up.
Person 2: - Fine {Rolls eyes and thinks *Dinner Punishments*}
by Dark Fox Zeurra May 20, 2010
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Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation

A militant arm of the Nordic Kulturpoliti, heavily criticized for employing brutal brain-washing techniques outlawed by the Oslo Convention of 2019.
Disbanded as a governmental agency by Emperor Gissur in 2025 on suspicions of "coaxial metacide", but rogue elements continued operating in the Netherlands and Belgium until 2051 when it disintergrated after the retaliatory assassination of its leader Jan Saemund Kristleifsson.
The MNPA is considered to have been responsible for the assassination of Emperor Gissur in 2050, which instigated the escalation of the Kattegat Channel Conflict and the collapse of the Holy Nordic Empire in 2066.
The president has no control over them, he has already shut their funding, but they are like the Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation.
by Gissur December 8, 2004
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Punisher

A great name for your Penis. Mainly a name for a large penis that punishes the vag.
Jordan " Dude did you giver her the punisher last night? "

Jake " Yeah that bitch was asking for it "
by 8inchezIn February 28, 2010
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punished the toilet paper

had a BM, diarrhea, pooped

coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk
"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this morning."

"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."

"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."
by yewbetcha September 11, 2011
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Sexual Punishment

by The only pug July 16, 2021
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published

Used when trying to 'one up' your friends. Stated at the end of sentence.
Bill - "Hey John, I totally hit my wife last night"
John - "Oh yeah, well I ChrisBrown'd my wife!"
Bill - "Published!"
by R.Beard February 24, 2009
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