4 definitions by Gissur

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A term believed to have been coined by an unknown official of the Kulturpoliti during the Kattegat Channel Conflict.

It is used to refer to the campaigns of total civil mind-control which replaced traditional military warfare in the late 21. century.

Meta-war and its invasive nature, which usually leaves the losing side as a drone-state, has largely been responsible for the decline of worldwide hostilities in recent years, with a Balance of Terror keeping warring factions at bay.
Last night at my in-laws was like meta-war.
by Gissur December 09, 2004
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The Holy Nordic Emperor, 2023-2050, legendary emperor of Scandinavia, responsible for the annexation of Germany and France into the Holy Nordic Empire in 2024, which triggered the second golden age of Scandinavian Sociodespotism throughout the Western hemisphere. Poisoned at the age of 72 by agents of the rogue Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation which resulted in the Kattegat Channel Conflict which spurred the fall og The Holy Nordic Empire sixteen years later.
He runs his business like Gissur.
by Gissur December 06, 2004
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A militant arm of the Nordic Kulturpoliti, heavily criticized for employing brutal brain-washing techniques outlawed by the Oslo Convention of 2019.
Disbanded as a governmental agency by Emperor Gissur in 2025 on suspicions of "coaxial metacide", but rogue elements continued operating in the Netherlands and Belgium until 2051 when it disintergrated after the retaliatory assassination of its leader Jan Saemund Kristleifsson.
The MNPA is considered to have been responsible for the assassination of Emperor Gissur in 2050, which instigated the escalation of the Kattegat Channel Conflict and the collapse of the Holy Nordic Empire in 2066.
The president has no control over them, he has already shut their funding, but they are like the Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation.
by Gissur December 08, 2004
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An intermittent struggle between factions within the Holy Nordic Empire, the most notable being the Kulturpoliti, over a series of disputes, the most prominent being the question of legitimate succession to the Imperial throne, following the assassination of Emperor Gissur, by the Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation in 2050.

The Kattegat Channel Conflict is most famous for marking the end of armed military conflict by specialized troops in Europe and North-America, replaced with the massive scale brain-washing of civilian populations, dubbed meta-war, making the Kattegat Channel Conflict the first conflict in history to be fought solely through the control of broadcasting resources.

The conflict is considered to have ended with the collapse of the Holy Nordic Empire in 2066, due to the inability of the warring factions to agree over the matters of succession.

Various factions continued meta-skirmishing in the area well into the 2070's but with little effect.

The primary significance of the Kattegat Channel Conflict is three-fold, firstly it marked the collapse of the Holy Nordic Empire, secondly it marked the end of armed warfare with the advent of meta-war and thirdly it demostrated the dangers of meta-war by the complete meta-decimation of the Scandinavia, which left it a drone-state under the sway of The Eurasian Republic.
Damn, those guys just keep at it like it was the Kattegat Channel Conflict.
by Gissur December 09, 2004
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