Prestonbanoochie

Where do I even begin? A Prestonbanoochie is a strong-willed, Mickey Mouse drinking, buzz-cut sporting person. A Prestonbanoochie usually lives in a basement, and boy do they like their mirrors. You'll usually find a Prestonbanoochie sitting in his school's dining hall 13 hours a day. What are they doing? Don't ask me, ask your local Prestonbanoochie.

"Bro, did you see that Prestonbanoochie in the dining hall just now?"
"He's still there? I saw him 9 hours ago!"

by scompmonster April 11, 2022

Peyton Slaughterback

A student that goes to Mitchell Junior High School in Mitchell, Indiana. No one really enjoys being around him, and when they are they bully him. He is incredibly stupid and dumb. No one cares for him, not even his parents.

Dude, I´m in a group with fucking Peyton Slaughterback.

by AustinYouKnowEXACTLYWhoIAm October 17, 2022

Peyton

The most beautiful guy you'll ever meet!! The brown haired, green eyed boys smile will make you wanna drop dead. He's nice, funny, and above all pretty as fuck. Also, girls that like him seem to call him "Kiwi".

Maddie: Man, Peyton's so pretty. *sigh*
Beaux: Quit obsessing over the poor man and just ask him out already!!
Maddie: OK! DAMN!

by -LooHoo January 8, 2023

pulling a peyton manning

Entering the "Big" game, only to choke in the presented pressure.

"Dude, what happened? You are the best, then you choked!"
"Sorry, man, I guess I pulled a Peyton Manning..."

The 2nd Super Bowl appearance.
The 3rd Super Bowl appearance.
Plus, numerous play-off losses prior to his first Super Bowl appearance.
"Put me in coach! I promise, I won't be pulling a Peyton Manning!"

by Mrs. Manning February 2, 2014

vanessa and preston

This weird duo who love each other. Preston is an autistic extrovert while Vanessa is a awkward cutie. They are perfect for each other and make each other really happy.

Vanessa and Preston are perfect for each other

by PrestonAKADaddy February 24, 2019

peyton manning

See choker. One who chokes.

There's a reason Peyton Manning has never won anything in his life -- he pisses his pants when he plays any team that can put pressure on him. Throwing a million td passes against the texans and titans playing behind the best pass-blocking offensive line in the league doesn't make you a great quarterback.

by Tyrone Biggums, Ph.D May 15, 2006

peyton manning

A commercial actor who occasionally plays football. He (as well as the occasional appearance of his hasbeen father and retarded little brother) has done commercials for Milk, Sprint, several Mastercard spots, Oreos, DirecTV, NFLshop, and would probably do Tampon commercials given the chance. Blames his teammates more often than not even if he makes an obvious error.

Is it true that you are an enormous sellout, Peyton Manning?

Peyton: Hell no! When I'm done doing this Swiffer commercial we're gonna have a long talk.

by NaoNao February 6, 2008