ninja poodles

Noun

the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.

guy 1 "Dude did you see the Ninja poodles last night?"
Guy 2 "FOL! I totally forgot!!"

by misstaken April 21, 2010

porkey poodle

A poodle that has a nice taste of pork

Guy: Dude, this poodle tastes like pork
Owner: I know, it's a porkey poodle

by Fartle kitten February 19, 2015

Miniature poodle

The cutest,fluffyest dog ever!They will lick you to death,and cuddle you,and love you no matter what!

I love my little miniature poodle she's my little baby.

by Dork😂😂 September 30, 2017

tuna poodle

An undouched,water logged, pruned vagina with a stubble resembling the hair of a tea cup poodle.

Damn girl you need to do something about that tuna poodle it stinking up the whole damn house

by Mr aledgedly June 9, 2019

Toodle Poodle The Third

Toodle Poodle the third is my baby. I smash its head in

Lets go kill toodle poodle the third! I heard it crys after

by TOODLE July 27, 2023

poodl'e

Pronounced pooda-lay. Poodl'e is just a much more fancy way of saying poodle. You will sound like a total aristocrat when saying poodl'e.

Look at all those poodl'e's!
Rachael has the cutest poodl'e Ive ever seen.

by dusa January 19, 2010

Poodini

A turd that just won't flush. The same as a floater but named in honour of the great magician and escapologist Houdini. The only way to defeat a Poodini is to sink it using a magic parachute like piece of toilet roll which drags the fecal matter down to its watery grave.

Meeting her parents was fine, till i left a Poodini in the downstairs toilet..gee that was embarrassing.

by Raving Professor No Legs August 31, 2006