misstaken's definitions
When you can't get anyone to give you legit sex so you must live a solitude sex life of strictly bringing yourself to orgasm.
I have chronic halitosis so no one will give me any real sex. So i am doomed to a life of eternal fapping.
by MissTaken April 6, 2017
Get the Fappingmug. Noun
the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.
the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.
by misstaken April 21, 2010
Get the ninja poodlesmug.