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Fapping 

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When you can't get anyone to give you legit sex so you must live a solitude sex life of strictly bringing yourself to orgasm.
I have chronic halitosis so no one will give me any real sex. So i am doomed to a life of eternal fapping.
Fapping by MissTaken April 6, 2017

ninja poodles 

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Noun

the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.
guy 1 "Dude did you see the Ninja poodles last night?"
Guy 2 "FOL! I totally forgot!!"
ninja poodles by misstaken April 21, 2010