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pissy pool eye 

When you think you’ve swam in a pool with too much chlorine. But it’s really piss.
Dude my eyes hurt from the pool. I had them open all day. No brah, that was piss. And now you’ve got Pissy Pool Eye.

Swimming Pool eyes 

When eyes are red from smoking weed. It looks as if they had been swimming all day.

see also Chlorine Eyes
Swimming Pool eyes by Reghan Moselle February 23, 2011

Poodle Energy 

Poodle Energy by myhandlelol12345 December 5, 2020

Office Pool Eunich 

When your office mates won't either join in the vairous office pools and/or mess it up somehow
I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!

or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!

football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .
Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers

the pool effect 

Where someone is talking about a topic, and another person slowly slides their way into the conversation, but doesn't jump in fully, eventually full sending and jumping in, kind of like how some people hesitate to fully enter a pool.
I've recently learned about the pool effect, and I think it relates to me.