Screwed the pooch

A metaphor for significantly fucking up.
Relating to missing the correct hole and fornicating with a belly button.

Man, Douglas really screwed the pooch on that one, like the time he missed and ending up putting it in Lucy's pooch hole (belly button).

by Pooched2433 December 1, 2016

Scoot the pooch

to "haul ass", or run from something, or hurry.

"Oh soot, it's the popo, scoot the pooch!"

by Tragonan January 22, 2009

Crotch Pooch

noun: a fatty buldge in the crotch area on indians

That's the primest crotch pooch I have ever seen!

by Brittany February 6, 2005

pooch pads

Large pads used to soften landing while pooching.

"Make sure you don't miss the pooch pads and break your leg like that retard Kevin"

by Niq Hallgren January 22, 2006

cooch pooch

A dog acquired for the purpose of attracting the attention of desirable women.

Did you see the pug Tim brought home from the pound last week? Bitch is a real cooch pooch.

by Brolock December 31, 2008

screw the pooch

To engage in intercourse with the family dog.

Boy, Sparky's looking tired today. Mom must have really screwed the pooch last night.

OR

Timmies' got blue balls, so I told him to screw the pooch.

by MonickerBazillion December 4, 2010

pooch-kin

The act of giving a dog a blowjob, while the dog is shitting. But that's not all. The "cleanup" includes eating the shit as well, but not using a plastic bag to be a responsible and eco-friendly pet owner.

We were shocked to see our friend in the park giving little Chuck a "pooch-kin" She should probably get a "pet smear"!!

by $heDcReePS_1502 March 14, 2018