Smitts Pong

An alternative to beer pong; it includes 2 players, ping pong paddles, ping pong balls, lots of beer, and cigarettes (which do not have to be smoked). Each player puts a can of beer on their side, at the same spot respective to each player. Cigarettes are stuck upright in the opening of the cap. The players volley until you strike the can, in which the other player has to take a gulp of beer; if the cigarette is knocked over, the player has to drink the rest of the beer. Play until content with drunkenness. 'Smitts" comes from the combination of the two original players last names who invented it.

Hey man, want to play some Smitts Pong with me? its the new shit screw beer pong.

by Spying_Fuzzball November 27, 2011

schlong pong

Playing ping pong with your large penis

BigDaddy Schlong Pong slapped the ball with his Schlong making it go an outstanding distance

by SchlongPongium November 13, 2013

peter pong

Peter Pong - another term for masturbation.

"Dude are you still playing Peter Pong"
"Yeah I'm almost at the finals!"

by LuckyMar713 December 27, 2014

future pong

regular beer pong except you wear binocular glasses when playing. cups appear much closer than actually are. extremely difficult when hammered...

Joel: Hey Tyler you wanna play some future pong?
Tyler: Yeah man I already got the hands free binoculars and the cups out!

by albert338 December 18, 2015

Ping pong partners

Sex partners...

Kade told Katie that they were ping pong partners.

by Poiuty November 2, 2016

Ping Pong Beatbox

When you whip a long dong, and have the ability to smack it back and forth between your legs creating a loud clacking sound, almost like an asian ping pong tournament

*At a party*
Girl: What was that sound in the bathroom?
Guy: After I went pee, I did a few helicopters and hit the ping pong beatbox

by Dr Domealittle May 21, 2021

Bump Pong

A really fucked up iteration of beer pong. Teams need to have one “bump cup” per player. If you throw the ball into the other teams bump cup, the player drinking the cup also needs to do a bump. Bump cups are hidden in amongst the cups, and will only be revealed to the throwing team when the drinking team is sending the drink back

“We played bump pong last weekend and absolutely died”

by SquigglyHoblet August 4, 2023