1. To Masturbate; jack off
2. To furiously clean the penis
3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo
2. To furiously clean the penis
3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo
"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"
"I'm polishing the torpedo."
"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."
"I'm polishing the torpedo."
"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."
by marcus daniel malloid March 25, 2008
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Man, Fred got a bad case of polishits after watching that CNN newsroom report on the Democratic/Republican National Convention.
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My mom said I'd grow hair on my palms if I kept polishing Yul Brenner's head, but I'm determined to wear that hair off.
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Mark experienced strong feelings of polisvue while strolling the narrow streets of Prague, which reminded him of home.
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I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.
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My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.
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