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double platinum

having sex more than 20 times in a consecutive 3 day period of time with one person.
warning: it will make you sore.
person 1: man i'm so exhausted. i just went double platinum this past weekend.
person 2: wow. thats harder than the boston marathon!
person 1: oh yeah. i'm going to get some sesame chicken now.
by jmoney$la November 1, 2007
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platinum

bling blings
by blitz jean January 2, 2004
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Platnium swag

One who aquires an extremely high level of swag. One who has platium swag drives a black Bugatti Veyron, and is covered in head-to-toe Gucci. They know they are the shit and that they have more swag than anyone within a 5 mile radius. They might as well just rule the world while they are at it. Achieving platnium swag does not happen overnight - it is either earned by a tremendous amount of talent and determination, or is naturally in your blood. Everyone wants their swag to go platnium, but it is highly unlikely.
Jay-Z has platnium swag

or

50 Cent just committed a homicide with all that platnium swag
by YoungHOV368 October 23, 2011
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Platinum

When a joke is so funny that, when used years from now, it is still hilarious.
The system typically consists of:

Bronze-Your joke Stinks

Silver-Pretty good joke, but only receives a mere chuckle

Gold-Great joke, but will not be remembered for very long

Platinum-The joke lives on forever
Jamie: Hey Randy, that joke I told about you was PLATINUM!
Josh:Yup, even though most of your jokes are bronze.
Randy: porqué?!
by J-Badizzle July 25, 2008
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Spittin-Platinum

When you're gassing up a chick so good that she ready to give up the butt either that night or in the near future!
I was Spittin-Platinum to shorty last night, so she said is going to come over to my house to have sex.
by Munir Waiters November 18, 2003
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The Platinum Rule

Victimize people with your own pathology. It's intended to be used selectively. How do I know? I wrote the damn thing.
Hym "Yeah, but see, now you're not doing YOUR thing. You're the thing I ascribe to all of you. The Platinum Rule. And you're using it as intended. That's called 'Me being correct.' Good job me. GoOd JoB oThEr Me!"
by Hym Iam July 8, 2022
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mad dog 357 plutonium

Man 1: Hey man, did you hear about the hottest sauce?

Man 2: No, what is it?

Man 1: Mad Dog 357 Plutonium, it has 9,000,000 scoville units

Man 2: Oh my god it is actually hot!!!
by no no you you June 14, 2020
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