The sensation that you get when you have to take a shit, only to find out as soon as you sit on toilet that at most it was just a fart. Not to be confused with sharting.
I must have been nervous because I thought I had to go to the bathroom but it turned out to just be phantom caca.
by pitufa May 10, 2014
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Boy 1: I told Melissa that I'm gay and she invited me to the girls sleepover!
Boy 2: So, you're a phantom gay.
Boy 1: Yup and I'm sure hoping to see some tits tonight.
Boy 2: Oh what a brave soldier you are.
Boy 2: So, you're a phantom gay.
Boy 1: Yup and I'm sure hoping to see some tits tonight.
Boy 2: Oh what a brave soldier you are.
by squid feet April 1, 2020
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A phacochère is a mounir that enjoys licking ass (especially Gary) #enforce #parforce. A phacochere enjoys eating poopoo straight from the bumbum.
by Yojo ;) December 6, 2021
Get the Phacochère mug.A derogatory term used by jealous onlookers to describe a man of modesty, charm, whit and intelligence. Such men tend to enjoy great success in personal endeavours and also attract female attention, which can cause envy and bitterness amongst their companions.
In an attempt to make themselves feel better, other men will brand this person a “Phat Phace” and attribute all of his success to luck.
In an attempt to make themselves feel better, other men will brand this person a “Phat Phace” and attribute all of his success to luck.
"Look at that guy. All the girls seem to like him without him even trying. I wish I could be that effortlessly charming and intelligent whilst maintaining such a quiet unpretentious demeanour. What a phat phace."
by I_Gave_My_Love_a_Chicken December 9, 2008
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"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"
"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"
"Spooky!!!"
"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"
"Spooky!!!"
by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013
Get the The Ass Phantom mug.Did you see Phantom Regiment last week? Yeah man, that shit was Elite. 70 BMF. I want to try out. The other corps were okay I guess...but the Blue Devils sucked.
by SUTA! August 13, 2009
Get the Phantom Regiment mug.As I stared down in bewilderment down my empty toilet, the thought occured to me that I must have had a phantom poo.
by Jasta111 June 27, 2007
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