Perrier

A "sparkling water enema", currently popular among wealthy UK homosexuals and bi-curious metrosexuals.

One partner plays the "waiter". He takes a small glass bottle of sparkling Perrier (the narrow sloping-necked style is required). The "waiter" unscrews the cap and places his flat hand over the top. He agitates the bottle and quickly inserts the neck of the bottle into the anal orifice of the "customer".

Clearly, fast action and effective pre-lubrication are required to obtain the maximum effect.

The two product managers took a line of coke each, then gave each other a Perrier.

by Jonny.B.Good June 16, 2008

Perren

A very sexy man. Perren is the perfect example of a sigma male. He is absolutely ripped and has a loyal following that looks up to him and wants to be like him. Perren also is very smart and has an IQ above 300.

Person 1: Holy shit is that Perren?!?! He’s so sexy!!!

Person 2: I think I may have just came.

by sussyballs October 6, 2021

Darius Perkins

Pooh...lazy ass, but hella funny

Whats up pooh?

by kandycoated November 14, 2003

Perrierin

The act of drinking a lot of Boxer heavy in a short amount of time on a Sunday.

"Hey lets start Perrierin’ at the ocho with the goons."- everyone

by Goonz3 August 26, 2012

perkins

Pronounced (Purk-in's)

A light snack or something similar, usually used within and around marijuana smokes, where hunger begins to build, but it isn't yet munchies.

"I'm well up for some perkins"

or

"This chocalate bar is the perfect perkins!"

by Twigz December 17, 2005

perineum

perineum is the anatomical name for the area between a guy's scrotum and his anus.

The smell of Matt's perineum gives me an instant boner!

by eda-skip December 21, 2021

perineum

origins lie within the medical world, an it basically means yer gooch, bifkin or whatever else you wanna call it. it is the area of flesh between yer giggleberry's and yer waste disposal hole. it hurts when pinched!

"phwoar, my perineum is covered in skanky warts, must have caught summit off harry the swine!"

by tommy-o January 10, 2005