penis

It's a piss dispenser.

My penis was exhausted after taking that long piss.

by Jm November 11, 2004

penis

what's hard on me at the moment

i'm about ready to make the seat wet

by MasterX November 4, 2004

penis

something that justin bieber doesn't have.

Hey! Hows your penis?
Better than JB's! he doesn't have one!

by pussylicker123456 July 18, 2011

penis

Joe M's huge cock.

Joe m has a huge cock!

by ajson May 28, 2003

penis

One who looks up the definition of penis.
On urban dictionary.

Person 1: "Hey, I'm going to look up penis on urban dictionary"
Person 2: "Dude, your such a penis"

by feild goal December 14, 2007

penis

A organ that males have.
They use it to urinate out of,
For sexual pleasure and to make a babies.

Girl 1:That guy has a big penis.
Girl 2:Shall i ask him for sex.

by khadiebbs February 4, 2008

penis

my name is jordan i have a baby dick

i got hurt again i got a rash on my penis

by jefferson steal flex January 17, 2008