pelican disease

when your mouth is bigger than your ass

Im going to kick that guys ass because he has the pelican disease.

that guy has the pelican disease, go kick his ass.

by eviljeasus February 3, 2008

Pelican

"one woman holds three penisus, one in each hand and one in her mouth, if done at opposite motions it appers to look like a pelican flying"

"that ho is damn goog at the pelican

by sweatyandready May 1, 2010

Brown Pelican

The act of anal fucking a female with your balls then having the female give you head with the shit covered balls draping down, resembling a pelican with a brown gullet.

"My night wasn't complete until I pulled the Brown Pelican"

by Mike bob January 18, 2007

Pelican Beard

The manifestation of feces on the underside of a man's scrotum.

Dude, I had liquid poop followed by gas, and blew a Pelican Beard on my balls!

by Shoegazer86 September 23, 2010

Chocolate Pelican

The act of sitting on someone's face so as to allow them to blow you as you simultaneously defecate into their hair.

"Bro. Gave my girlfriend a Chocolate Pelican last night"
"Oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. She'd be all like, 'not in my hair you don't.'

by Hasina&Marious June 21, 2010

Disgruntled Pelican

When you thought your afternoon delight was well timed, but the family turns out to be right there - speechless doesn't even begin to describe your anxiety, embarrassment, shock, disbelief, horror...

David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican!

by kmb00 June 14, 2021

Pelicans Yawn

An extremely large vagina.

Her cunt is wider than a pelicans yawn, it was like shagging a wizards sleeve.

by Dlcfc October 30, 2010