Pecan Gap

an extremely small Texas town.

usually unable to be spotted on a map.

see that little bitty microscopic dot...
right there...
no there...
yeah there...
thats pecan gap.

by mojo. August 22, 2008

pecanas

Downright nutty behaviour

Looks like he's got a case o' d pecanas again.

by Hercolena Oliver March 31, 2009

Pecan handy

When your girlfriend grabs a handfull of pecans then proceeds to give you a feirce hand job. If she really loves you after you cum she'll eat the semen coated pecans.

Joe: Man my cock hurts!

Mike: Another pecan handy!? Dude, you gotta dump this brawd.

by MC Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

Pecan tart eaters

Derogatory term for Canadians.

Those damned pecan tart eaters and their prime minister!

by dyjsy January 8, 2014

pecan rolling

Where u grab a spot on your nutsack with your thumb and middle finger and roll it back and forth between your fingers to soothe an itch.

I immediately started pecan rolling my nutsack when I got home!

by Nutsweat May 5, 2014

Petunious

Of or pertaining to a petunia

Fraternizing with the enemy is highly petunious!

by TheWalkiTalki February 14, 2015

pecan waffle

The art of banking food

He made a pecan waffle of his dinner

by Larbar April 28, 2017