Patrick

An albino pervert who is into nans, uncles and people called Rosa. He also likes sex in confined spaces. He also prefers whites to blacks but claims he's not a racist. A term to be used on the odd occasion.

"Uh, he's such a Patrick"

by 4non4mys August 19, 2017

Patrick

19 year old virgin, nice guy, but he always owes everyone money.

Person 1: Remember that time patrick got laid?
Everyone: No.

by Hux420 May 2, 2018

Patrick

A dry name. Like the sahara desert. Usually does retarted stuff to be funny. It sometimes works

Patrick is such a dry name. Like an old white dude.

by user1675930322 May 14, 2018

Patrick

The most negative guy there is

Quite being such a Patrick

by Jdbduxhebsjjd September 20, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is probably the most manipulative, annoying, mean, cruel, caring, hateful, and terrible person you might meet. Hopefully you dont meet them because of the reasons before.

"Yo Patrick shut up!"

by Yoursogaylol June 27, 2020

Patrick

a total douche who is so whipped by his lame ass girlfriend that he deserts his friends and strips for her over the internet
- doesn't know how to spell
- premature ejaculater
- can't draw
- all around dumbass
- moocher

Johnny spell California
Kaliphona
you're such a freakin' Patrick

by Debbie Murry January 22, 2009

Patrick

A stupidhead. Stupidstupidstupid head who secretly likes men and accidently calls his girlfriend frank when they have sex. Repeatedly. Usually has a small dick, with no sexual skills whatsoever. Can barely take two steps without falling over from being such a moron

"Wow. That guy was such a patrick."
"Oh, i'm so sorry."

by Scotchy23412341234 April 17, 2009