1 definition by Scotchy23412341234

A stupidhead. Stupidstupidstupid head who secretly likes men and accidently calls his girlfriend frank when they have sex. Repeatedly. Usually has a small dick, with no sexual skills whatsoever. Can barely take two steps without falling over from being such a moron
"Wow. That guy was such a patrick."
"Oh, i'm so sorry."
by Scotchy23412341234 April 17, 2009
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