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Slow Parenting

The movement to raise children with less pressure, more free time to play. Anti helicopter parenting.
Jen shunned flash cards and tutors in favor of slow parenting her children.
by MommaSaid January 12, 2010
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the meet-the-parents

the least favourite part of the dating tradition. consists of going to the female's house to have dinner with the parents. hazah!
Yeah, I gots to go to a meet-the-parents tomorrow night. Should be a real blowout of a hootenanny.
by Oedipus_Rex April 21, 2005
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Parents

The only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn
Your parents could you again man, you will loose your computer
by aaron April 19, 2005
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New Age Parenting

A parenting style were the parents allow their children to be the boss! AKA- Attachment Parenting!
"Sweetie, please stop running around in the store?" (No response from child) "Honey, darling". (still no response from child) "Oh well, he is just a kid and I follow his lead, it's called, New Age Parenting."
by Oldschool53 June 27, 2008
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pet parents

A couple who treat their dogs, cats or other animals as if they were children. Many of these couples are childless and the animals provide a substitute for babies.
My neighbors are constantly fussing over their two golden retrievers. They always talk about how they must take them on play dates with other dogs and feed them special dog food for their birthdays. That sounds like typical pet parents. pets, canine crazy, feline fanatic, animal lovers, pet-obsessed, dogs, cats, feline, canine
by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015
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parents

Most parents are stupid fucks, but the fact is that your future is their future. They are trying to live your life in a way and the best thing you could do in life is make yourself and your parents proud and or satisfied. When you become older your life starts to stabalise more so theres no future to work for, thats when people take kids, so they can help them to get into the world.

The problem is that most parents Ive met are exeggerating it all.. like why the fuck would you take away someones computer if he or she is checking out some porn

but thats standard for people I guess.. so the best thing you could do in that situation is just sit down and talk with them and come to a conclusion, its normally reasonable for both parties. Except of course if your parents are absolutely insane, and then Id get some professional attension since then you got a serious problem

Seriously, kids and parents gotto live together so you must be able to come to some reasoning together

Oh and also, as a kid you get angry for no real reason, just think about that one
"My mommie says your mommie is a bitch"
by xilliah September 16, 2005
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Kite-Flying Parents

Back-to-the-earth parents who would rather their children find creative ways to express themselves than play competitive sports like soccer.
Kite-Flying Parents think that painting the top of an umbrella with festive finger paints or making bird feeders out of pinecones and peanut butter are activities that are better suited for children.
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