Parachute

The Parachute: Insert both fists and feet into your partner's gaping vagina/asshole and hold on for dear life, in the shape of a human parachute. This can be extremely pleasurable for many different reasons; The massive amount of pressure and weight on the walls of the selected hole are enough to cause orgasm, but the sensation of wriggling fingers and toes will be too much to bare.

Also a very useful way to build INTENSE MOTHERFUCKING CORE AND BACK MUSCLES.

Me: Your mom sure does like it when I get a parachute going up in that gaping pussy of hers.

Me: Did you see that parachute I just pulled off on your mom?

by Ten Piece Cunt McNugget May 30, 2010

Parachute Knicker

(Scottish) Edinburgh saying referring to a lady who likes the boaby and her pants are like a parachute that hovver aboot the knee area.

Shut it parachute knickers, you've hud mare pricks than a second hand dart board!

by MC Yourmamma June 17, 2011

Parachute Pussy

When you have not got laid in so long you're ready to make a booty call to someone you normally wouldn't have sex with but it's better than a hooker.

Bro, I broke down and pulled the ripcord on my Parachute Pussy last night. It's been so long I almost went to the Rub and Tug.

by Lance Pimpstrong October 10, 2015

Parachute pizza

A pizza that one orders ahead of time before a long night out so that (s)he can come home and eat before falling asleep, so as to stave off late-night hunger and next-day hangovers.

(Said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.

by B-Wahn the Keeper April 8, 2017

Pikachu

A shockingly cute electric mouse pokemon. Pikachu tend to be small with red cheeks and yellow fur all over. They can attack using electricity and lightning, and can use up to 100,000 volts to shoot bolts at people. People who do not like Pikachu may also be fried with these bolts, and probably will be if they are ever seen expressing dislike of Pikachu.

Pikachu is so cute! He just vaporized a hater!

by Mr. Ornelas June 13, 2018

Pikachu

when a mouse sneezes it sounds like pik and when an electric socket shocks you it goes achu

(im ash ketchum) PIKACHU USE LIGHTNING BOLT

by Bofter September 3, 2018

Pikachu

Pretty much the only Pokemon anybody gives a F R I C K about

Friend: Hey! Wanna play the new Pokemon game?
Friend 2: Isn't that the Pikachu game?

by GoodJob420 November 30, 2019