jewish discount

Circumcision. 10% off your dick. Named after jewish tradition of circumcision.

Aw man my parents got me a jewish discount

A discount on what?

My penis. No more foreskin :(

by freethememes September 28, 2021

Jewish Mercenaries

A term used for US police officers. Mostly because jews run everything today.
This word was used by Paul Miller AKA Gypsycrusader to describe cops.

The "Jewish Mercenaries" don't serve you anymore
You're a jewish mercenary!

by MendicantBB August 15, 2021

jewish ape

-Gage Cook

Gage cook is a Jewish Ape

by CrispyJew March 09, 2019

Jewish Special

When you go to the bank and all your money in dollar bills and place them all on a bed and have sex with a Jewish girl and cum on her face as you pour coins on her body.

You know that Jewish girl i had over last night, yeah i gave her a Jewish special.

by fdsafdsafdsaf August 31, 2016

Jewish Homie

A shifty mother fucker who is a sucker for cash. Always got a niggas back tho no cap and will take a bullet for anyone that goes to the same temple as him.

"Yo have you hung with my JEWISH HOMIE Ryan? That niggas the real shit."

by Ryans Father August 28, 2018

jewish milkshake

When you burst inside a dirty slut's cornhole and slurp it out aftwrwards.

Tim: "Hey did you hang out with Tiffany last night?"
Josh: "Yeah, let's just say I'm a Catholic but I can sure give a Jewish milkshake."
Tim: "Nice."

by Zachariahhhh69 April 17, 2015

Jewish Porn

Porn videos of someone counting money, someone receiving money, or anything related to money

Jewish porn: 10, 20, 30, 40 50, 60, 70..
Jewish guy: Oh my god, I just came in my pants

by The Man with no face April 15, 2016