Nonders

the ULTIMATE sexual position, in which the man touches the woman's monkey with his dolphin.

girl: Did you hear that Professor Gabriel did the NONDERS last night??

boy: WOW he's the bomb-diggity!

by bibbity bobity March 27, 2009

nonversation

A conversation in which three or more people are involved in a discussion, but one person (usually the same person) is consistently & completely unheard/ignored.

"I was excited to go out with Topher & our friend Ascott, but when we got back to our apartment, the typical nonversation ensued. I didn't speak for a good five hours, at least. Another disappointing night."

by ProgPrincess November 14, 2009

Noner

The exact reverse process of an erection (boner).
When a man is so sexually disgusted his penis goes BACK into his body.

Matt: "EWWW!! A FAT NAKED LADY"
Phil: "OH GOD, I JUST GOT A NONER"

by Fil The asian kid December 15, 2008

noner

not being able to get a boner due to being intoxicated,

dont worry i could not have had sex with her i was so drunk i had a noner

by Bperks August 18, 2008

Nanner Fuck

A mushy, sloppy, experience created when problems occur during sex. This can occur with sex with any gender, species, or race.

Ben Dovah: I just had a nanner fuck!

Mike Hawk: What happened?

Ben Dovah: Well I was fucking my girlfriend last night and I came all over the bed NEXT to her vagina.

Mike Hawk: I hate nanner fucks.

by Zrm11 January 16, 2011

Po Nanners

A Cop or person involved in Law Enforcement.

Hey, watch out for the Po Nanners, they'll get you for that!

by Noteriety May 18, 2009

nanners

Large Breasts that slope upwards as they approach the nipple, in the general shape of a banana.

"Hey Eric, check out the nanners on that Chiquita!"

by Wreckless Eric January 4, 2010