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Netium

A word to describe a mexican with a massive dick.

A cool dude.
that fellow over there is a netium
by NetiumThelitreat March 13, 2018
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Netfux

When both parties are down… And beyond having to disguise it as Netflix and chill anymore. You can just simply send a text saying… Netfux?
Lisa! Netfux tonight?
by Jason Coolyard March 31, 2016
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netspeak

A way of quickly writing what you would normally say in an IRC or chat room
'I had to use Netspeak on the chat room because otherwise I wouldnt be able to keep up...'
by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003
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Netsil

Recipe:
3 cups whiskey
2 cups beer
1 size 11 and one-half boot
put boot in a juicer than put boot juice in a cup than pour the beer and whiskey into the cup, than cook in oven at 300 degrees for 20 minutes, than leave in metal barrel in a garage or warehouse overnight.
Take with Leamon during a toothache
Someone who just took netsil: "I feel great! I feel great! I feel great! I feel bad. I don't even watch football! I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs"
by Shilildings March 19, 2007
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Netfux

The how much you care about what you watch on netflix.
Jimmy gave 0 netfux about the hippy documentary he saw on netflix.
by PurpleFanto April 10, 2015
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netlurking

1) A synergy between networking and lurking. It simply means making the use of corporate networking (making new contacts socially) a route to sexual conquest.
Those girls at Interco are so hot, and they'll be at the Christmas party: let's go netlurking!
by MrKoi June 23, 2007
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Natsuki

A bisexual male who in reality is 100% gay. He jerks it for 30s 12 times a day. He vapes and is addicted to nicotine, suffering from lung diseases every couple weeks. Huge simp and skinny as fuck. Terrible swimmer and nearly drowns every pe class. Future sex offender and is proud to flex his 2 inch Weiner.
Teacher - "Where is Natsuki?"
Max - "Oh he is jacking off in the bathroom."
by niqqasecs February 5, 2020
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