The J. Nelson

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front

"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"

by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011

nelson mandella

New world rhyming slang for a strong Belgian beer known as Stella Artois. Also affectionately know as "Wife Beater"

"Get us a pint of Nelson in Mate, I'm skint"

by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003

andrew nelson

a stone cold fox with lightnig bolt nipples

andrew nelson gave me da shocka!

by neldrew August 5, 2008

Colin Nelson

Badass MuthaFucka whose night life involves playing guitar, fighting crime, working out, and, of course, being a mac daddy pimp, and is a military man by day.

look at that! it's Colin Nelson! he's always saving the day from the evil Lex Luthor!

by xTHRASHERx October 16, 2009

Nick Nelson

- a beautie
- snap: nicnelson12
- hockey boy
- hottie
- cutie
- never complimented

Girl 1: Did you see Nick Nelson today, he is such a cutie
Girl 2: Yes I did
Girl 3: I feel bad because he is never complimented

by NickNelly28 September 17, 2020

Major Nelson

When an XBOX gamer gets a raging erection.

Dude, I got a major nelson when I was playing Dead or Alive Xtreme 2!

by olpgirl2003 February 19, 2011

Bitchface Nelson

Derived from the term Babyface Nelson. A Bitchface Nelson is a person who is of any other ethnic diversity than caucasian and extremely annoying.

Me: My new Italian nieghbor keeps rubbing his asshole on my goats and its extremely annoying.

Hillary Swank: That guy sounds like a real Bitchface Nelson.

by Yobigfatmama99 July 4, 2011