Bareback mule

When you get a boner that won't go away, while going commando, and eventually rug burns the tip of your penis.

Q: did you hook up with that chick last night?

A: nah, all she did was dry hump me furiously. Gave me bareback mule.

by DeadWassmon January 16, 2022

skinning that mule

Beating the crap outta your fuckin meat

“Ayo!!! Reed got caught skinning that mule”
“Ayyy!! Richard quit skinning that mule”

by RedSpade17 May 5, 2022

mulberry high school

Where every female gets pregnant, wanna be gangsters and dope dealers and they smoke crack. Where students sleep with their teachers in class.

Look at Jessica this is her second kid already at Mulberry High school

by JenniJen December 11, 2019

Mileena

A girl who will be on your side no matter what.When you meet her you know you will be friends for a while.If you ever separate she would always come back.She sweet,cute,intelligent,beautiful,and amazing!

guy:Who is that small cute girl
guy2:Oh that’s mileena!
guy:i’ll have to ask her out sometime

by 🇴 🇴 🇵 - March 29, 2020

Knudson Mule

When you blow your load while getting head on a riding lawnmower, Then you donkey kick her in the back of the head while she's getting off the mower.

Dude Amy hasn't been at work lately do you know where she is? Ya I heard she's been in the hospital with a concussion after John gave her that Knudson Mule on Sunday.

by Baby Buttons October 25, 2015

The Mule

A sexual move whereby during doggy style sex the penis, in one swift move, is removed from the vagina and reintroduced into the anus (also known as changing at baker street). The shock causes the recipient's head to rear up at which point the gentleman smacks it down with his fist as one would a miscreant pack animal. Hilarity ensues for all involved. Except possibly for the "mule-ee".

Dave: The girlfriend dumped me last night, mate.

Steve: Really, mate?

Dave: Yep. Tried the mule. She wasn't best pleased.

by Uncle Twatflaps October 25, 2006

mule

An acronym used by military officers to describe all the women around them as either: married, ugly, lesbian, or enlisted.

All the women are M.U.L.E.'s around here and it's downright suicide inducing.

by slap nutz July 29, 2003