Molly Mule

While having sex with a woman from behind, she gets so excited that she rears back and kicks up striking her partner in the face and or chest.

Man, I was hitting this chick so hard from behind last night that she bucked up kicked me in my chest. Bitch Molly Muled me

by Pete Incaviglia February 16, 2021

Mule headed

One having an overly large head.

Friend : that girls is so fine!
Me: please that girl is mule headed. Got a head like a hen dirt dauber.

by Pow pow raider May 8, 2018

Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022

Kiev Mule

A Moscow Mule, but cringier because it ignores the nuances of geopolitics and has no material affect on the war in Ukraine!

"Let's drop the Moscow and call it a Kiev Mule... Russia does't deserve such a yummy drink."

by Dadhole June 15, 2022

ranch mule

A derogatory term for a very unattractive woman.

Derived from nothing in particular. Originated in Vancouver, BC.

"At least I'm not dating some ranch mule!"

by Gobylo June 1, 2018

Idea Mule

Riding on the back of you friend's genuis

Jess: i'll have coleslaw instead of crisps
Lisa: Oh, can I have the coleslaw instead of crisps?
Jess: You're an idea mule

by dundeedogtrainer March 8, 2014

Booze mule

A 21-year old, usually ugly and/or very gullible, person whom you and your other underage friends can use to buy you booze!

Ayyyy we gotta find a booze mule to get us some beverages for our partayyy!!!

by juicyjo July 21, 2010