Short Down Mart

A phrase that describes a female that works at a conveince store/mini mart/or any sort of gas station.

yooo you see that short down mart?

by itsyaboii April 6, 2010

Wal-Mart

Corporation bent on world-domination.

"I'm not anti-corporate. I'm just anti-Wal-Mart. I heard about some nasty things they do to other jobs which ultimately drive them out of business. After I learned that, I had a great disrespect for Wal-Mart."
-me

by Dave January 7, 2005

The Great Wal of Mart

(n.) A slang term for the discount store that has consumed America as we know it, demolishing our economy of free enterprise and putting many small corporations out of business. Also known as Wally World, The Great Wal (Wall)

Jim Bob!!! No playing in the toy section with the youngins when we get to The Great Wal of Mart!

by chas.co. November 5, 2004

Wal Mart Gummer

This nasty lady at wal mart who has no teeth and she's old and hits on young men and licks her gums while she macks it to them.

"That gross lady licking her gums wanted you Dave she was a Wal Mart Gummer."

by YUYUYGYGYGUGYUGOOIUGYOGUI July 19, 2007

K-Mart

A deptmartent store getting their asses handed to them, by Wal-Mart and Target.

I hate K-Mart.

by Saints September 21, 2003

99 cent wal-mart porn

when employees at wal-mart are underpaid and need to make a little extra money they have sex in random places with random things

well one day i was in the video store and decided to rent 99 cent wal-mart porn and it was utterly disgusting but very pleasurable

by Max C. August 17, 2008

Martha Stewart Dump

A defication session so violent that it splatters the bowl in a decorative fashion.

As used in a sentence:

Do you have toilet brush, I just took a Martha Stewart in your bathroom.

by BigBad2374 January 21, 2005