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one eyed monster

A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.


Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
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Loch Ness Monster

A Scottish naval submarine made to look like a Dinosaur that once appeared in the Loch Ness. It only resurfaced to verify its course.
The loch ness monster isn't after your $3.50 chef, it has no arms to get it
by Raw Doggy May 9, 2010
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black ice monster

one of the greatest slurpee flavors. it is a monster with dark purple coloring to look like black ice. when consumed it will make feces green!
Naval:yoa craig wana get some black ice monster?

Craig: O u know it!
by N of n0v3mBer January 26, 2009
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monster thickburger

The largest, most fattening burger offered at a Hardee's restaurant. An incredible mountainous heap of bacon, beef, mayonnaise, and cheese. The holy grail of artery-clogging fast food. Contains 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat, as well as ungodly amounts of saturated fat and sodium. PETA's worst nightmare. Not for the health-conscious or faint of heart.
Everyone get in the car, we're going to Hardee's! And bring the defibrillator, honey, 'cause I'm havin' a Monster Thickburger!
by roundthewheel October 23, 2007
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Monster Mix

A alcoholic beverage consisting of red gatorade, sprite, red bull, vodka, and bacardi-151, usually served in a Camel Bak.
(A): Gurl, what happened last night?
(B): I don't know, but Dallas had his ridiculous backpack with monster mix!
(A): DANNNGGG! He's passed out on the lawn again!
by TheIllestoftheIllest December 14, 2011
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grazzle monster

a 6'4 grazzle monster from Katonah New York....
by friarSams January 8, 2005
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The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the ultimate truth in the universe. It is the central point of worship in the religion commonly known as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism or Pastafarianism, according to which it is The Creator and Overseer, watching our lives and our world, changing them as it sees fit, by use of his most holy noodly appendage.
Incredibly, this ancient religion was not well-known until its rediscovery in 2005 by graduate student Bobby Henderson. He shall live on forever in the afterlife next to the Beer Volcano. Due to this incredible rebirth, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is now one of the world's most edible and fastest-growing religions
I am a part of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
by funnyfunnygal August 31, 2009
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