penis mongrel

someone who hogs all the cock.

Dude your sister is such a penis mongrel!

by DUDE! January 31, 2004

Weed Monger

One who does not know when to stop smoking after getting high.

Guy1: Lets go get another blunt!
Guy2: Are you serious? We are already stoned! You're such a weed monger.

by Jaymaur94 December 30, 2009

knob gobblin' cock monger

whore; slut; skank.

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.

by cjsnickers April 23, 2009

Half Mongrel

A Half Mongrel is in between a placid and erect penis. Not quite up but not quite placid. Usually quite noticible when wearing boxers. Is very similar to a monring glory but can also be triggered by seeing a Stalkworthy woman.

This chick rubbed against my cock and game me a half mongrel.

by James November 1, 2004

mongletard

mongletard is derived from mongliod and retard. Usualy an insanely stupid person. Such as a person that would make Terry Shiavo look intellegent.

Hunter 1:Dan died in a hunting accident
Hunter 2:What did he do?
Hunter 1:He thought he could fight a bear
Hunter 2:I always knew he was a mongletard

by Jack Peters August 7, 2006

Beer Monger

When your buddy forces you to drink with them with scare tactics, he is a beer monger.

Alright, jeez, I'll go to the pub, quit being a beer monger

by Smlggs August 22, 2014

Chode Monger

Some one who sells chode

Christian is a chode monger

by Eric Hunt April 18, 2007