Monday mooney

A sexy beast roaming the land for her next victim

Is that a monday mooney

by Uhm homosexual March 14, 2021

Monday Creeper

A person who has no idea how to conduct himself properly with the ladies, and always tends to creep them out.

Oh yeah, he was definitely a Monday Creeper.

by Fede13 May 14, 2011

Marcy Monday

A traditional holiday often celebrated on r/Amphibia, to show our appreciation for Marcy Wu, one of the characters in Amphibia.

“Dude it’s Marcy Monday!”
“Oh my frog! I’m so excited!”

by EvilAgent2 May 24, 2022

Neon Mondays

A giant faggot. Might be best grill.

Neon Mondays is a faggot

by Throwaway1936432 June 24, 2017

Monday Moment

When you make a mistake as a result of being tired, you have a monday moment. If something happens to you that you're annoyed or frustrated about, that's a monday moment.

"Bro, I just flunked my math test. I completely forgot to study."
"Now that is a monday moment."

by Sheyyy March 18, 2019

STD Monday

STD monday is the best day of the week in the army. On that day, you get to have sex with anyone you want (hint, STD). It's usually on a Monday and tons of babies are conceived with in that time frame.

Stacey: OMG, I had sex with Phil on STD Monday and now I'm pregnant!

Tara: You shoulda used protection. Now your gonna end up with an Army Brat.

by Shawty b u f f <3 June 24, 2011

Hairy Monday

When your pubes start growing back from the Saturday night out shave.

"Oh girl, a Hairy Monday got stuck to my pad"

"I'm getting itchy, I hope it's Hairy Monday"

"I hope it's Hairy Monday and not crabs"

by MriarBatthews September 6, 2022