Mobile Upload

When you get road head by an old woman with no teeth while driving a Rascal down the street

My grandpa gets around so much better with his Rascal. He gets mobile uploads all the time now!

by filthy pirate hooker December 24, 2009

Gimp Mobile

wheelchair for a gimp (cripple person)

look at that gimp's gimp mobile

by eucerinboy May 27, 2008

MILF Mobile

MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)

milf-mobile - Milf transporter

How did you get to work this morning?

I got a ride with Jason's and his mom in the milf-mobile

by Gerry June 30, 2004

Mobile rider

a slut who can be booty called by almost everyone, this is the friend you would call if you want to get laid

dude i wanna get my dick wet, let's ring up Lexi for a quicky, she is such a mobile rider

by pppppppppsum August 7, 2011

Maddi Mobley Experience

A modern drug, usually induced through eyedropper, that produces an intense hallucinogenic experience and a desire to be wrong/offensive. Often equated to lsd, and manufactured in predominantly white, suburban neighborhoods, the DEA is cracking down on the suppliers.

Pantea looked differnent today, and she barley talked to me in the hall!
Yeah, she was enlightened by the Maddi Mobley Experience

by Ronald Via June 1, 2010

Virgin Mobile

The crappiest Cell phone provider ever. With its $2.50 ringtones and your 25 cents a minute calls, that are always DROPPED. Nothing ever goes right, no service EVER. Its horrible. Maybe I should go to Europe to make a damn phone call where I have service!

Person 1: So are we chilling tonight? I just got a new Virgin Mobile Celly!
P2: Yeah, sure, I'll check out yer new phone!
P1: Okay cool so I'll meet you at the co- *click*
P2: DAMMIT VIRGIN MOBILE!

by Ash uh lee January 4, 2007

fuck mobile

you fuck a person on a cart thing and u have 2 fuck so hard that the cart moves

god were going 50mph

by reece February 20, 2003